Thursday, November 20, 2008

More Star Wars in Soul Calibur IV?


Should there be more downloadable characters in Soul Calibur IV? Sure why the hell not. Scamco should live up to their name. They might as well milk the shit out of the Star Wars license. Yeah it would suck to be nickel and dimed to death. Maybe they should put out a package deal? Here are some guys I would like to see... at least from the good side. Maybe I'll post some later on what I would like to see from the dark side.



That's right.... General F'n Ackbar. I have no clue what his weapon would be. Maybe he would beat you with a swordfish? Bad pun, but whatever. Let's not forget that his taunt would have to have him scream... it's a trap! As for his critical finish... it could be like something where he's losing a fight with you, then screams "It's a trap!", then an x-wing falls on top of you!?



Ok, now you asking who's this ugly mofo. That right there is Plo mother ef'n Koon. I don't know what is so special about the guy, but he fights with a yellow orangey lightsabre. Who does that? Also... he's extremely ugly. I would not want to be anywhere near this guy. Even if he is part of the jedi council. For his critical finish... maybe big tentacles comes out of his face and eats you or he just eats you. Like I said... he is ugly.


Ahhh... it's Chewie groping you!!!! Ok... i just picked that picture cause it's funny looking. I would like to see him or just some crazy ass wookie warrior. I don't think fighting with a bow gun would be too fair in the Soul Calibur universe. I have no clue what he should fight with. Maybe a tree stump and let him be all primal and brutal! His critical finish move... no it will not be him groping you. How about he calls on his other fellow wookies and they just give you a primal beat down?


On a serious note... how about Shaak Ti. I think it would be nice to give some of the other Star Wars characters part of the spotlight for once. Her alternate costume could be Ahsoka Tano from the clone wars movie rather than a color palette swap. On a not so serious note, her critical finish could be her giving you a lap dance!



This is Serra Keto. I don't know if she's been in any comics or books on the expanded Star Wars universe, but I thought she was awesome in the Star Wars episode III game. Obviously from the picture she fought with dual light sabres. She easily could have replaced Shura in Soul Calibur 4, but they should give her her own moves. One of Cervantes moves would be him shooting his pistol at you from his sword. It looks retarded when Shura does it. Unless, they change it up to look like Serra uses the force or something.

So if Scamco decides to milk the license, I would like to see these guys. Runners up, I had Kyle Katarn, Aayla Secura, Cin Drallig, and Mace Windu, but Mace Windu would act like Samuel L. Jackson and would yell profanities at you the whole match. Stick around... I might put up a list of guys from the dark side Scamco should milk.

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