Thursday, March 5, 2009

Maverick's Douchebag Award



The Douchebag Award goes to PSN: Sopi

Congratulations Sopi, because of your dumbass disconnecting before the match is over on Street Fighter 4, you have been honored as the first Douchebag of this on going series.

Let me explain...

Online match begins, good 1st round. Goes to me. 2nd round, I was about to win, and as soon as I try to go for my Ultra, this fucktard disconnects. Now, this hasn't been the first time this had happened to me, so that's why I let it go. I mean, I did call him a asshat for it, but I let it go. Searching for a new game, I get him again. Time for payback. 1st round goes to me. 2nd round I poke, ball, and super my way to victory. With a smidgit of health left on Sopi, I go for the Ultra... AND HE DISCONNECTS AGAIN! So, I said enough is enough. Here is our PSN conversation...

Maverick: Stop being a douchebag and play the game, you fuckhead.
Sopi: Fuck you and shut the fuck up little boy, stop crying
Maverick: Stop crying? Your the one who keeps d/c when you know your getting your ass beat, you stupid bitch. Keep playing scrub, maybe one day you'll take that cock out of your mouth, and finally play a full round.

Sopi, hold your head up high... so your father can cum in your mouth again, you DOUCHEBAG!

-Maverick

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